Second, this story is a result of a three-word-story between me, Angie, Jasmin, YR and Shut Up (Brenda).
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Here's the "result" of the three-word-story.In the case of double-posts, I just merged them both together. Made slight changes.
Oh, and just to remind you guys, the "The Legend of I Am Awesome" won't be 100% same as the three-word-story thingy.
"Once, there was a girl named I Am Awesome. Her name was known all around. She has a awesome pet she found on the street named "I'm Awesome Too." ( I Am Awesome 2 XD ) It's basically a green bunny-dog thing that has wings and can fly around and poops mint chocolates.
Her adoptive parents and Alfred and Arthur. Alfred found her in a box in a dark ally on the year 1999. The message "Please take good care of me." was written on the box Alfred found her in. Then not long later he married Arthur. And Arthur just had to be the one to name her. So when they went to the centre to register I Am Awesome's exixtance Arthur was drunk. And that was why I Am Awesome was named like that.
Her two dads frequently sexually torture her ( Don't worry, there are millions of kids that share the same fate as I Am.)and her friends always laugh at her name even though the think it's awesome. And because of her name that people think is lame but it is actually cool, she doesn't have any friends. One day, she actually got a friend named Ian Lame (lol, original is I Am Lame) but he "disfriended" I Am Awesome because he saw her gay parents french-kissing ( A french kiss is like, the ons you frequently see in movies. It's like the two people tilt their heads and hug each other while kissing) each other in public. ( They got fine-d by the police later.) And so I Am Awesome felt sad because now she has no more friends other that her pet and became somewhat emo.
The second day, Alfred And Arthur went out for item shopping. ( What are the items? There are items used to torture I Am Awesome like chains and stuff, of course. Most of them got rusted due to I Am Awesome tears :( ) So I Am Awesome used that chance to go to her neighbour's house she haven't went to before. Her neighbour is named Gilbert Awesomet. She played with his pet chick, Gilbird and forgot about time. Then I Am Awesome's parents came back to find their sex slave... I meant daughter has gone. So they checked their neighbours house and took I Am Awesome away because they wanted I Am Awesome to be homosexual when she grows up so they can sexually torture her future "husband".
So I Am Awesome ranted about her horrible life to I Am Awesome Too. Then I Am Awesome Too said to I Am Awesome:" Sorry, but my life is over. I hope you will have a better life in the future." Then it puffed into a box of long, coloured balloons. (You know, the long balloons that clowns use to "fold" into different things...)
Alfred walked into the room I Am Awesome is in and though it was condoms and he said:" Wow, how lucky! We have condoms here! The shop sold out of XXL sized condoms! And it's in many colours too! I better tell Arthur!" ( Alfred thinks the balloons are condoms, he's a bit of an idiot)
And I Am Awesome stared at her father's shadow as Alfred walks out of the room.
Then she cried knowing that her fathers rapes her."
To be continued...
EDIT: Fixed some ssssstupid typos and made minor changes. And I think this story might just be about how kids are treated nowadays like... rape and bullying, I guess?
EDIT EDIT. Aww, April's Fool's is over. Which means I'll have to post the real thing now D:
Ok... So it start's with something bad. A Mars-quake. So I Am's mother sends I Am, her newborn girl I Am to Earth to save her. And I Am's father tagged along. Then I Am's mother died. (I know self-sacrifice and being an orphan is lame, but I could'nt think of anything better Lol. Any ideas?)
The Martian's in the sotry aren't alien-thing-things. (LOL) I haven't gave a name to the "tribe" yet though. They are exactly like humans but live for 1000000 years instead of 100 years. So I Am Awesome was 9001 ( IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!) when the Mars-quake happened.
Oh and as for I Am Awesome's name, I Am's mum was drunk at the time she was filling in the papers/documents. (I Am's father is "word blind".) Serves her right 'cause she died later.
And to be continued shall be inserted her until I can think more about the story.
Good day and The Game.
