WANTED POSTER: LETTER 4

Tramps, friends of Regini Lee who's angry,
(PRIVATE)

The Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters,
Unknown, unknown,
unknown, unknown.

Dear FURIOUS, MAD AND ANGRY,
After a whole century (that's right, one WHOLE century), we found out that the stupid people who drawn the picture here and there on the poster is two boys and not poor poor you. Go ahead and sue us, you're probably thinking, 'Mwahaha, I shall sue you, babe!' And if you're not, lucky us.
Also, after three days of non-stop guessing without eating and drinking(Okay, maybe a little sip of water and a bite of donuts) we figured at you're a...
RUBBISH COLLECTOR!
Someone probably didn't tie the bag properly and you picked it up. You preserved it because youthink if you see the criminal you'll win a million bucks.
Too bad, babe.
Besides, you saying about us dying before you? We have been poliece before Leonardo Da Vinci was born. We ate this special pill, you see. We'll send you one if you want.
The Mona Lisa painting by Leonardo Da Vinci is stolen, and we think it's you. You, or some other random guy. Our first suspect will always be you! We'll arrive at your house, I don't know, a millenium later? Nah, too late.
Pretty soon!
Bye, Babe.

Your beloved handsome/pretty police,
Kieran and Kok

P.S. I love you Babe

WANTED POSTER: LETTER 3

The Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters,
Unknown, unknown,
unknown, unknown.
                                                                               
Tramps, friends of Regini Lee who's angry,
(PRIVATE)

Dear ANGRY ONES,
      You guys are obviously getting mad at me so I'm not that polite now.
      You see, my name is rather private and personal. Why should you know then? I mean, I don't even know you guys' full names. And I'm good enough to share my address already.
      Second, HELLO??? Secret Address? Of a POLICE HEADQUARTERS??! Okay. I've over-react. What I mean is, HELLO??!!
      Third, I'm a tramp, friend of Regini, actually. I got this wanted poster in the trashcan. Now you get the poster. I didn't know how. I didn't write Edmund's GF. I don't even know who's Edmund. And I didn't draw beard, wrinkles or any mucus at all. I don't even know what's a mucus. You see, I didn't go to school, as a tramp.
      Fourth, what do you mean by 'dirty the minds of fellow citizens and us police'? You mean YOUR MINDS are dirty now??! BY WHAT??
      I will shoose how to die. I'll probably die when you're dead. Hahaha. Tramps are lamely funny.
      I promise you, that is NOT all. Last words, I HATE POLICES.

FURIOUS, MAD AND ANGRY,
Tramps.

WANTED POSTER: LETTER 2

Regini Lee,
(PRIVATE)

                                                                               
Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters,
Unknown, unknown,
unknown, unknown.

Dear HOPELESS,
      Please include your full name next time.
      Firstly, you must be a psychic because you somehow guessed our secret address.
      Secondly, the number you contacted is OUT. My new number is not allowed to be told to commoners such as you.
      Thirdly, you must have seen the criminal's twin sister. How did you even get your hands on this wanted poster? The poster was first posted on 1st January, 2009. The criminal is officially executed.
      Forthly, we suspect that you have wrote this on the poster: Edmund's GF! And you have drawn a beard and wrinkles for the criminal. And you've drawn mucus on her nose. It is not nice, making fun of dead people. If the criminal is alive, she'd probably murder you.
      Do not dirty the minds of fellow citizens and us police. We have the right to execute you, we provide hanging, gunshots, chopping heads and boil-to-death services. We're so nice, we'll let you pick how you want to die.
      That is all.

Sincerely,
The ANGRY Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters.

P.S. This message will self-distruct after reading this.

WANTED POSTER: LETTER 1

The Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters,
Unknown, unknown,
unknown, unknown.
                                                                               
Regini Lee,
(My Address-
PRIVATE!)

Madam/Sir,
      I myself saw the most ugliest woman yesterday with my own eyes. DON'T THROW THIS PAPER YET, I swear I'm not crapping. Listen. This old woman wears a suit of school uniform which seems like it could suit her if she's 20 years younger but I don't think her age is 20++ since you said she's 12.
      Yes, she wears a pair of what seems like a glasses that belongs to her great-great-great-great-great-grandfather's uncle. She has a huge curly hair and she is dirty with a huge moustache too. PLEASE don't tell her these if you catch her one day.
      I suspect that she's the one you wanted to catch. So I contacted 012-4836774 but no one replies. It happened the same with 016-4433612. The Police Headquarters Phone is off. I was wondering whether I have to kidnap this ugly 12-years-old woman mysel.f I secretly hope not. I hope Sir/Madam could get this letter as soon as possible.

HOPELESS,
Regini Lee.

THE WANTED POSTER BY KIERAN, LYDIA, EDMUND AND GOODNESS KNOWS WHO ELSE

Asobitai~ DHL for 7/3/11

"No motivation! Wanna Play! Rely on others in a pinch!" - Konata, Lucky Star

1)Catatan

2)Writing

3)数学(二 )

4)华作

5)成作

6)阅读报告(星期四)

7)知识报

8)听写(谚语1&2) (星期三)

Teacher doesn't like that we are mostly B-sians instead of being A-sians--- DHL for 3/3/11

1) BC "diary"

2) Karangan ( to be passed up on Monday)

That is all.

TrolololollololololollolTheGametrololololololo.

Trolololololoexams are over-DHL for 2/3/11

Sorry for the absence of the DHL these days. I blame the exams.
The only homework for this day is 3 pages of the BC Maths activity book, so once you finish that, go have a fun time.