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In case you want to complain something or sue me, my name is Regini Lee a.k.a. Angie.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

WANTED POSTER: LETTER 2

Regini Lee,
(PRIVATE)

                                                                               
Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters,
Unknown, unknown,
unknown, unknown.

Dear HOPELESS,
      Please include your full name next time.
      Firstly, you must be a psychic because you somehow guessed our secret address.
      Secondly, the number you contacted is OUT. My new number is not allowed to be told to commoners such as you.
      Thirdly, you must have seen the criminal's twin sister. How did you even get your hands on this wanted poster? The poster was first posted on 1st January, 2009. The criminal is officially executed.
      Forthly, we suspect that you have wrote this on the poster: Edmund's GF! And you have drawn a beard and wrinkles for the criminal. And you've drawn mucus on her nose. It is not nice, making fun of dead people. If the criminal is alive, she'd probably murder you.
      Do not dirty the minds of fellow citizens and us police. We have the right to execute you, we provide hanging, gunshots, chopping heads and boil-to-death services. We're so nice, we'll let you pick how you want to die.
      That is all.

Sincerely,
The ANGRY Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters.

P.S. This message will self-distruct after reading this.

2 comments:

  1. OH SHI-
    Wait. It didn't self-explode.
    IT'S A TRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!1!!!1!!!

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