WANTED POSTER: LETTER 4

Tramps, friends of Regini Lee who's angry,
(PRIVATE)

The Kieran and Kok Police Headquarters,
Unknown, unknown,
unknown, unknown.

Dear FURIOUS, MAD AND ANGRY,
After a whole century (that's right, one WHOLE century), we found out that the stupid people who drawn the picture here and there on the poster is two boys and not poor poor you. Go ahead and sue us, you're probably thinking, 'Mwahaha, I shall sue you, babe!' And if you're not, lucky us.
Also, after three days of non-stop guessing without eating and drinking(Okay, maybe a little sip of water and a bite of donuts) we figured at you're a...
RUBBISH COLLECTOR!
Someone probably didn't tie the bag properly and you picked it up. You preserved it because youthink if you see the criminal you'll win a million bucks.
Too bad, babe.
Besides, you saying about us dying before you? We have been poliece before Leonardo Da Vinci was born. We ate this special pill, you see. We'll send you one if you want.
The Mona Lisa painting by Leonardo Da Vinci is stolen, and we think it's you. You, or some other random guy. Our first suspect will always be you! We'll arrive at your house, I don't know, a millenium later? Nah, too late.
Pretty soon!
Bye, Babe.

Your beloved handsome/pretty police,
Kieran and Kok

P.S. I love you Babe